Inappropriate but funny (and interesting from an etymological point of view)

Synonyms for toilet:

ablution, bedpan, bog, can, chamber, chamber pot, chemical closet, comfort station, commode, earth closet, garderobe, head, hopper, jerry, john, johnny, johnny house, Jordan, latrine, lavatory, loo, pot, privy, throne, thunder mug.

I'm going to…

build an underwater log cabin'..

consult with Take-Two!

cut some cord.

Drain the main vein

Drain the trouser snake

drop some wood.

Drop the kids off at the pool

drown the seamonster!

Empty the barrel

float a boat.

get a grip on one.

go deep sea diving.

go for a grunt.

go make a stinky.

go pinch a loaf.

go prarie dogin.

lay a little cable.

Lighten the load

lube up the rusty star fish.

make a deposit.

my office.

Parallel park my breakfast

Point percy at the porcelain

relax the kitten

see a man about a horse.

see the vicar

shake the presidents hand

shoot some torpedo’s.

strain the spuds

take a stock market!

take the browns to the super bowl.

Take the kids to the pool

the bog - I've got Frenchman's breath.

The dogs barking at the gate

the Thinking Tank

throw another log on the fire.