Synonyms for toilet:
ablution, bedpan, bog, can, chamber, chamber pot, chemical closet, comfort station, commode, earth closet, garderobe, head, hopper, jerry, john, johnny, johnny house, Jordan, latrine, lavatory, loo, pot, privy, throne, thunder mug.
I'm going to…
build an underwater log cabin'..
consult with Take-Two!
cut some cord.
Drain the main vein
Drain the trouser snake
drop some wood.
Drop the kids off at the pool
drown the seamonster!
Empty the barrel
float a boat.
get a grip on one.
go deep sea diving.
go for a grunt.
go make a stinky.
go pinch a loaf.
go prarie dogin.
lay a little cable.
Lighten the load
lube up the rusty star fish.
make a deposit.
my office.
Parallel park my breakfast
Point percy at the porcelain
relax the kitten
see a man about a horse.
see the vicar
shake the presidents hand
shoot some torpedo’s.
strain the spuds
take a stock market!
take the browns to the super bowl.
Take the kids to the pool
the bog - I've got Frenchman's breath.
The dogs barking at the gate
the Thinking Tank
throw another log on the fire.
